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Ok I’m done bleeding ya feed with my randoms as pix that most of ya don’t give a fuk about and could care less πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , but had an awesome year can’t complain at all , I’m old and washed up so the focus every New Years is to make sure my little man learns to be better then me ( no matter wat his mother says about me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ) …. Happy New Years too all , *sidebar* please don’t spam me with the text about “before I get drunk and lose my phone…. Blah Blah Blah” that’s sooooo 2007 , I will only accept New Years half naked selfies from @_______ ahh nevermind 🚢………………………………………..

Saw this posted last night … Their word play is amazing lmaoo , example : If I told u spend $2799 on gas for my car Sept 30th - Oct 3rd …. U would be like 😳 , but if I said Sept 30th 2011 - Oct 3rd 2013 makes a big difference right ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , then u would say I’m a big spender on gas until I said I was paying for the gas to get you to work cuz you always gave me the car on empty , lmaoooo GOP’s word play > HOV & Drake word play combined πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"And then on the 1st Sunday post Labor Day , he said…….." πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ , ladies even if u know nothing about football, just STFU , don’t nag , cheer when he cheers curse when he curses at the TV bring beer , order pizza and wings , and be prepared for sympathy sex if his team loses and celebration sex if they win. #ManPower #Football #RealMenWatchFootball - *sidebar* if it’s ya anniversary weekend or some shyt it’s on hold today or he’s a pussy !!! (if ya man is not excited today then u should question his manhood)

Parents think different , you always have nightmares like “what if that was my son ( or child )” blame society and media but I bet u never made a difference about notin ! Not directed at anyone in particular just those who got this shoe #ParentsThinkDifferently #TeamIWentRawAndSplashedOffNowIGotALittleGuyThatsMyBFF , no matter wat the verdict is #IWillDonateToTreyvonPopsBail$ if needed , ✊
#EndOfMyThesis

*sidebar* crazy part is “Somewhere in America…. Miley Cirus still twerking” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Had to be easy after swag surfin on the tables all bust my ass , woulda been an epic fail lmaoo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #AllWhitePartyCarnivalEdition
#FukMexicanFurniture
#Movie #ShoutToMyFellowHaitiansAndBritsWhoAlsoMadeAMovieNextSectionOver
#AlmostBustMyAss
#FiJiWaterAfterBottleOfRoseReducesHangovers
#CJO2013 (at Dady’O)

I knew it !!!! Media not gonna fool me ! “OPEN YA EYES PEOPLE ! It’s the Governments plot !!!!*conspiracy Theorist voice* his shirt had the eye of Horace on the bottom !!!!!!! 😳😳😳 *plays x-files theme song* #DeadGiveaway πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #CharlesRamsey

blackfashion:

Zoe SaldanaΒ covers theΒ June 2013Β issue ofΒ InStyle UKΒ magazine photographed byΒ Damon Heath

On aging in Hollywood:

I’veΒ been told by producers, β€˜Well, you know we need to get on this because you’re not getting any younger…’ Women are reminded of their age all the time. It’s usually by a fricking fat, big-bellied old man with a comb-over and you look at him and you’re like, β€˜Really? Give me a break. You just have more money and more power in this situation than I do, but not in my life.’ I’m tired of watching these 50-year-old actors with these 23-year-old actresses and they’re soul mates in the movie. What? [in real life] a 23-year-old would look at a 50-year-old and go, β€˜Are you kidding me?!’

(Source: blackfashion)

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