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Ok I’m done bleeding ya feed with my randoms as pix that most of ya don’t give a fuk about and could care less πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , but had an awesome year can’t complain at all , I’m old and washed up so the focus every New Years is to make sure my little man learns to be better then me ( no matter wat his mother says about me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ) …. Happy New Years too all , *sidebar* please don’t spam me with the text about “before I get drunk and lose my phone…. Blah Blah Blah” that’s sooooo 2007 , I will only accept New Years half naked selfies from @_______ ahh nevermind 🚢………………………………………..

Saw this posted last night … Their word play is amazing lmaoo , example : If I told u spend $2799 on gas for my car Sept 30th - Oct 3rd …. U would be like 😳 , but if I said Sept 30th 2011 - Oct 3rd 2013 makes a big difference right ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , then u would say I’m a big spender on gas until I said I was paying for the gas to get you to work cuz you always gave me the car on empty , lmaoooo GOP’s word play > HOV & Drake word play combined πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"And then on the 1st Sunday post Labor Day , he said…….." πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ , ladies even if u know nothing about football, just STFU , don’t nag , cheer when he cheers curse when he curses at the TV bring beer , order pizza and wings , and be prepared for sympathy sex if his team loses and celebration sex if they win. #ManPower #Football #RealMenWatchFootball - *sidebar* if it’s ya anniversary weekend or some shyt it’s on hold today or he’s a pussy !!! (if ya man is not excited today then u should question his manhood)

Parents think different , you always have nightmares like “what if that was my son ( or child )” blame society and media but I bet u never made a difference about notin ! Not directed at anyone in particular just those who got this shoe #ParentsThinkDifferently #TeamIWentRawAndSplashedOffNowIGotALittleGuyThatsMyBFF , no matter wat the verdict is #IWillDonateToTreyvonPopsBail$ if needed , ✊
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*sidebar* crazy part is “Somewhere in America…. Miley Cirus still twerking” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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